Sarah Crowder

My boss has just asked me whether I'd finally got myself a boyfriend and have been spending my spare time "canoodling" (don't actually know how to spell it which might explain something!) as I seem to be smiling a LoT more than usual, sure that counts for harrassment and I should really slap him but it was much more fun to regale him with stories of the weekend - that'll teach him!

Has anyone else suffered thus? Perhaps I should take him to tribunal and get enough £$£$£ for a bigger engine, what do you think?!